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Vesna
Its
been a while since you showed your face,
and it hasn't been the same,
we kinda missed your humour babe,
your way of dealing with the lame.
You
left one day without a note,
and eagerly we waited,
to see our vesna join the room,
but sadly our hope deflated
Your
30 days have come and gone,
and sadly we laid to rest,
the hope of you ever coming back,
we've truly lost the best.
And
some might think you have this thing,
about us reducing
your
ops,
but as you read rest assured its fine,
yes you! stop busting our fricken chops!
You
know we love you heaps and heaps
and never will we let
the memory of your great mIRC nick
never ever shall we forget!
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Superguts
We've
never had alot to say,
but now I'll take the time,
to proudly talk about this man,
not doing so would be a crime.
It
started late one rainy night,
I got alittle hyper,
And sure enuff he made me yell,
with his big impressive piper.
It
continued on a sunny day,
I got alittle rough,
I banned his ass to kingdom come,
to show him who is tough.
Then
one day he asked real nice,
if a pussy is what I wanted,
I slapped him hard and took his ops,
my 499 ops I proudly flaunted.
Since
that day i've come to learn,
he was talking about his cat,
and silly do I feel right now,
that
i thought he cracked a fat!
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PapaSmurf
The
mighty dick has spoken,
the mighty dick has come,
to share with us his wisdom
and to show us his big thumb.
Now
don't get too excited,
you'll all get a good look,
but watch out for his smurfy ..
it resembles a big hook.
Now
proud he stands before you,
in an aura of gleaming gold,
long legs - strong arms,
a face that is pure and bold.
His
appetite is fiesty,
his hormones are in rage,
his favourite mag is playboy....
we know he scans every page.
Now
I won't lie before you,
but I will tell you this,
from all the woman after him,
most are snakes that hiss.
So
lonely is our smurf these days,
that day by day that passes,
we look upon the skies above,
and pray shes in his classes.
So
if your looking for a hunk,
no further should you hum..
for here before we give to you,
a smurf that'll make you cum!
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I'm
Banned from Hellas!!!!!
I eagely
typed the join command,
that would take me into Hellas,
and never did i think I'll find,
fat - woggy - sluggish fellas.
I
was once proud to join this room,
when everyone was once polite,
but all everyone seems to do these days,
is pick a stupid fight.
Alot of
newbies have come along,
and its a shame coz they all suck,
and all try to get attention,
but we oldies don't give a fuck.
So
in I came and silently watched,
the idiots chatter away,
and got so bored with all their crap,
I thought with them I'd play.
It took
no effort to start a war,
all i did was call cumlickme a slut,
and all of them got so enraged,
coz it was true - they all got cut!
She was no match - no brains she had,
I could tell she wasn't bright,
coz one minute I was a loose slut,
and then next i was too tight!
She cracked
it bad and chucked a fit,
her heros came to fight her battle,
they all took turns to bag me bad,
coz all hoped she'd ride their saddle.
So as I laughed at this pathetic sight,
of boys wanking over bimbos,
I found myself kicked and then banned,
by one of her trained himbos!!!!
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Hall
of Shame
Behold
I give you something,
to help climb the social ladder,
but first I'll sit and wait for you...
to go and relieve your bladder.
Names
and pics you'll find in here,
of the people that like to brag,
and know right now I tell you this,
that their leader's one cute Scrag.
If
you like the look of one,
be sure to click their link,
and when you finally meet them,
just wink wink wink and wink.
We hope to have some success stories,
of people that come together,
and hope in time we could all meet up,
wearing all but sexy leather!
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