Angie

Let me tell you a story,
of a girl so young and pretty,
she always makes us laugh to death,
as she dances on a jetty.

But more so let me share with you,
something better than a kiss,
shes on her way to being soon,
my gorgeous lawly sis!

We share a common thing we do,
and just to make you see,
we're waiting for the day the twins,
will be on bended knee.

So eagerly we'll wait and wait,
you in syd - me in melb,
and when its time for them to come,
sure enuff we'll both be held.

Until that day when they come to oz,
as many times I've said,
I hope to meet you on the day,
you and wildy plan to wed!

Mikey

I met you only recently,
but still i have a hunch,
that you - dora and all of us,
will make a damn mad bunch.

You offered your assistance,
to build linux as a tank,
and when my box is running great,
its you i'll have to thank!

We catch eachother online,
on the world of PT Net,
I heard your voice on iphone,
its so cute I can't forget.

And soon I hope that in some time,
that things will change real quick,
when the pt bros will come again,
and we'll all go party sick.

And one last thing before I go,
before i go to perve,
I hope you find the happiness,
you so rightfully deserve!

Micko

I don't know how to say this,
and I'm sure you might have known,
I have an album of your pics,
that i keep with me at home.

The way you pose just turns me on,
and your muscles are so big,
I'd like to see you in a pic,
wearing only but a twig.

Of all the guys I've ever know,
ur the first I'm sure that fits,
but still I'm just alittle sad,
that you have the bigger tits.

You are the rocky of all men,
and in a moment you'll know why,
you are the biggest flirt I've ever seen,
you'll make any woman cry!

So just to finish up real quick
I know you don't like pests
and hope that you find one day
a girl with bigger breasts!

Succubus

I really don't know you all too well,
but I'll try and do my best,
and if i go miserably wrong,
you may happily tattoo my breast.

I was once told you r better than me,
and I'm not one to quickly judge,
but the toddler who made the comment,
was too full of his own brown fudge.

I think you are a darling,
and you charm us with your thoughts,
and if i was on the same wave length,
I'd surely plug into your ports.

Just recently you did the brave,
and pierced your cute long tongue,
and now all the guys are lining up,
hoping for some evil fun!

We know you have a passion for licks,
and hope in time you'll find
that perfect weird ass person
to lick you up inside!

#Secretart

It might not be your first choice,
but soon you'll sit and ponder,
what brought you to our channel,
is because of our 8th wonder.

Our family is of highest rank,
and soon you'll beg for ops,
and maybe if you strip for us,
we'll get to see what flops.

We'll make you laugh, sing and puke,
your tummys sure to curdle,
but if you sit as silent as night,
I'll brand you a social turtle.

We're only here to break the boredom,
so if your hurt by strife,
be sure we're only human,
we're really nicer in real life.

So enjoy your stay and mingle with us,
until its your time to part,
we hope to see you heaps again...
in our room... our Secretart!

To the Tossers

We've tried so hard to get along,
with all the odd ones out,
but all they seem to wanna do,
is rant, rave and shout.

We never gave you attitude,
we never were so cruel,
if you weren't so fucken moody,
we'd be better friends with you.

Now many have come and many have gone,
and most are under twenty,
and if i had my little way,
i'd belt you all a' plenty.

You all did whinge about the bans,
about the playfuls kicks,
you start the fuss then complain,
you all make me madly sick!

To mention names is not my style,
and I know I might be "bad",
but i rather be the baddy one,
its better than being sad!

And even tho the trash has gone
some rubbish still does linger
and one of these days i'll be inclined
to give them all the finger.