Fairmont

I met you on the road side,
on a night so new and cold,
that moment of which my life had changed
..just as you had told.

We both connected instantly,
and who would have guessed,
that 10 minutes into it,
you and I were blessed.

The time had come for us to part,
as we stood there in the night,
you pecked my cheek - you kissed my lips,
you held me oh so tight.

Your touch had left me breathless,
and wanting you so heaps,
your words left me speechless,
that made my knees go weak.

Now sadly I left and back i came,
but never are we apart,
for you are here beside me always,
deep within my heart.

Bonny

The comeback queen has just arrived,
and all should lend an ear,
for once she speaks you'll all be shocked
..and tremble with utter fear.

Many have tried before you all,
to bring her to her knees,
but strong she stands in will and might,
she'll hear no begs or pleas.

Her witty humour will charm you all,
and leave you cracking up,
be sure you all can handle her..
or you'll all be turned corrupt!

Now listen to my choice of words,
just in case you'll find,
that one day you're face to face with her,
scared - clueless and klined.

Remember that shes wiser than you,
and maybe you might start,
to realise the only way to go....
is to respect this damn fine Tart!

Kookla

There comes a time in ones life,
when they come across a scroff,
when you can't believe how much this girl,
would like to suck you off.

Theres something in the way she shakes,
and gets that cream all thick,
but sure enuff those fraps won't come,
anytime real quick.

I'm only gonna say this once,
so sit and have a flex,
that all she ever does all day,
is ask for good hard sex.

We know shes naughty as they come,
and is she ever kinky,
we think she might be proud to say,
she owns her own real slinky.

Now if you're horny and need relief,
this girl will call you lord,
and once shes had you once or twice,
she'll dump you coz shes bored.

Bendrix

I never thought I'd say this,
but it must be fastly said,
I never met a guy like you,
thats fallen for poor Z.

Many times I've caught you,
and rarely do you show,
the hint of shame of sinning,
when giving Z a blow.

I must admit you're fiesty,
as I've seen the pic u sent,
and i must admit you have the face,
of one who's always bent.

I always like to think and hope,
that maybe the day will come,
when Z's little manhood,
is no longer up ya bum.

Now I tell you this with all my heart,
and please believe it true,
I'd like to see you with a girl,
and wish u a mad mad screw!

Wildy

I met you on the road side,
on a night so new and cold,
that moment of which my life had changed
..just as john had told.

You kissed my cheek and shook my hand,
a show for my kindly mother,
but who would have thought in 10 mins flat,
you were to be my brother.

The time had come for us to part
as we stood there in the night,
you hugged me bye - wished me luck,
then left me in Johns sight.

Since then we've kept in touch,
and heres my chance to say,
that me and someone else you know
are waiting for The Day.

And as your plane hits melbourne soil,
I'll be waiting smiling bright,
ready to wish u heaps of luck,
with your connecting sydney flight!

Buttman

I'm sure you can imagine,
its easy as can be,
he walked in butt naked,
a sight we like to see.

His cheeks were soft and peachy,
not a hair on them you'll find,
and all who's staring at his butt,
know he's one of a sexy kind.

He parades around with freedom,
no need for clothes he sang,
for who would wanna hide that arse,
a gift for the big big bang.

He's had his share of loving,
and we're sure this guy truly misses,
the free and latest frenzy,
those tasty rainbow kisses!

So if you have a headache,
bring a chair and please do sit,
and wait for buttmans finger,
to rub your aching clit!